Whats the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon?

I can get through his opening monologue without laughing

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What's the difference between Windows 8.1 and Windows 10?

The start menu.

What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake?

You can make a pet out of a snake!

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Whats a Neckbeard's favorite city in Spain?

M'drid

What did one galaxy say to the Lagoon Nebula?

Whats up M8?

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Why does nobody laugh at zombie-Peter Pan's jokes?

He always tells them with a dead Pan face.

Why was everyone laughing at the sculptor?

He was making a funny face

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Whats the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon?

I can get through his opening monologue without laughing

What's the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon?

I can get through one of his skits without laughing