Whats the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon?

I can get through his opening monologue without laughing

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What's the difference between an Olympic swimmer and an Olympic diver?

Mark Spitz and Greg Swallows Yeah, I know it's old....

What's the difference between tuna, glue and a piano?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

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Whats in Olivia Newton's John?

Gomer's Pile

Whats a pirates favourite letter???

Youd think itd be rrrrr but tis the sea.

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Why did the family not laugh at the Obstetrician's joke?

Because he screwed up the delivery...

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They crack up

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What's the difference between Jimmy Fallon and myself?

I can get through a Jimmy Fallon joke without laughing.

Whats the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon?

I can get through his opening monologue without laughing