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Whats the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon?

I can get through his opening monologue without laughing

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What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies?

Snowballs

What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

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Whats the difference between news of the US elections and Madeleine McCann?

News of the elections is getting old.

Whats the difference between New York and Middle Earth?

Two towers.

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What did the noble gas sound like when he laughed?

He He He

Why do the ghosts never win races?

Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.

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What's the difference between Jimmy Fallon and myself?

I can get through a Jimmy Fallon joke without laughing.

What do Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel, Stephen Colbert, Seth Meyers and James Corden all have in common?

Minority Bandleaders. Who says affermative action doesn't work.