Whats the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon?

I can get through his opening monologue without laughing

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What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

What's the difference between someone falling from 21st floor and 1st floor?

21st floor person goes: AHHHHHHHHHH 1st floor goes: AHHHHHHHHHH

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Whats the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest?

A bomb vest does something when triggered.

Whats the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

One's really heavy and the others a little lighter!

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What's the difference between my face and my jokes?

People laugh at my face.

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Whats the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon?

I can get through his opening monologue without laughing

What's the difference between Jimmy Fallon and myself?

I can get through a Jimmy Fallon joke without laughing.