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Whats the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon?

I can get through his opening monologue without laughing

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What's the difference?

What's the difference between getting your girlfriend pregnant and asking how her day went There is no difference, you always regret both!

What's the difference between your dad and this joke?

This joke will be back someday

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What do you call a cow thats had a hysterectomy?

Decaffeinated.

Whats the worst part about a black out in Detroit?

All the pairs of floating eyes

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Why can't your jokes ever make NRA members laugh?

Because jokes don't make people laugh, people make people laugh.

Why was the 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 was a registered six offender... that's not a laughing matter...

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What's the difference between Jimmy Fallon and myself?

I can get through a Jimmy Fallon joke without laughing.

What do Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel, Stephen Colbert, Seth Meyers and James Corden all have in common?

Minority Bandleaders. Who says affermative action doesn't work.