Main Difference Jokes

What is the main difference between existentialism and nihilism?

Who knows? Who cares?

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What's the main difference between light and hard?

I can go to sleep with a light on

What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation

What's the main difference between Kim and Robert K?

Robert didn't get a famous black guy off all by himself...

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Maine Jokes More Maine Jokes

Why didn't the hipster want to see the Saint John River and the Penobscot River?

They're two Maine streams.

What state did the programmer start her road trip in?

Maine

Moose Jokes More Moose Jokes

What do you call a moose with no name?

Anonymoose

What gun do you use to hunt a moose?

A moosecut!

Kim Jokes More Kim Jokes

How do I know Kim and Kanye's daughter is going to be smart?

Because she already has 315 degrees.

Why was Kanye's Christmas gift to Kim spoiled?

Because he's a bad wrapper

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe!

Why do we sleep?

Because we get sleepy.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why do power lines hum?

Because they don't know the words.

When you know it is too cold in Bay Area?

When you see the programmer's hands are in their pockets.

Pronunciation Jokes More Pronunciation Jokes

What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation

What are the two biggest differences between an alligator and a crocodile?

The spelling and pronunciation.

15 Jokes More 15 Jokes

Why are high school girls only 13, 15, or 17?

Because OMG, they like LITERALLY can't even.

What did Luke get for pulling Darth Vader's face mask off?

A 15 yard penalty.

Robert Jokes More Robert Jokes

What do you call a Robert on a stick?

A keBob!

What's the main difference between Kim and Robert K?

Robert didn't get a famous black guy off all by himself...