Main Difference Jokes

What is the main difference between existentialism and nihilism?

Who knows? Who cares?

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What's the main difference between light and hard?

I can go to sleep with a light on

What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation

What's the main difference between Kim and Robert K?

Robert didn't get a famous black guy off all by himself...

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Kim Jokes More Kim Jokes

How do I know Kim and Kanye's daughter is going to be smart?

Because she already has 315 degrees.

What's the main difference between Kim and Robert K?

Robert didn't get a famous black guy off all by himself...

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

What do call someone who takes care of reindeer and really enjoys it?

A Jolly Rancher.

Whats the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I dont know and I dont care.

Pronunciation Jokes More Pronunciation Jokes

What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation

What are the two biggest differences between an alligator and a crocodile?

The spelling and pronunciation.

Moose Jokes More Moose Jokes

What do you call a burial chamber full of Moose?

Moosoleum.

What gun do you use to hunt a moose?

A moosecut!

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

What's the deal with airline food?

Buy 2 get 1 free

Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

German Jokes More German Jokes

Who pays for the drinks?

The German!

What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."

What is the opposite of Dominoes?

Domi does not know....

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a toilet and a graveyard?

Nothing. When you have to go, you have to go.

What's the difference between dreams and memes?

I haven't given up on my memes yet