What musical instrument do people with STDs play?

The herpsichord.

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How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a monastery?

Nun.

Why do people procrastinate?

I'll tell you later.

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What do you call a rabbi who plays miniature golf?

Jupiter

What's the worst part about admitting to your friends and family you play PokemanGo?

Having to admit you have autism:,P

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What's the difference between STD's and Pokemon?

I still haven't caught any Pokemon.

What's in an STD salad?

Green pees

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What kind of musical instrument do mice play?

A mouse organ!

What do you call someone stealing musical instruments?

A Luter.