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What musical instrument do people with STDs play?

The herpsichord.

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Why aren't these people with Ebola doing the ice bucket challenge?

Don't they want to get better

How do epileptics greet people?

They shake.

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Why can't the T-Rex play the piano?

Cause they're dead!

What game does a black dad and son play forever?

Hide n' seek

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What's the worst STD you can get from a black man?

Pregnancy.

What kind of STD does a bird get?

Chirpies.

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What musical instrument should you never, ever trust?

The Lyre.

What musical instrument goes with cheese?

Picklelo.