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What musical instrument do people with STDs play?

The herpsichord.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do so many people in the South get married?

Free shotgun

Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why did Marlin and Dory never date?

Dory was played by Ellen DeGeneres.

What does train tracks and breast have in common?

They are both ment for boys but in the end it's the men who plays with them

Std Jokes More Std Jokes

What do you call an std that only reptiles can get?

Gatoraids.

What do you call an STD that is contracted in your ear?

Hearing AIDS

Musical Instrument Jokes More Musical Instrument Jokes

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

What kind of musical instrument do mice play?

A mouse organ!