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What musical instrument do people with STDs play?

The herpsichord.

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What do some people have against cheeseburgers?

They say 'Burgers can't be cheesy!'

What do you call a group of people from Portugal?

Portugeese

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Why doesn't Jesus play hockey anymore?

He kept on getting nailed into the boards.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

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What did the doctor give the Asari with an STD?

Anti-biotics

What's the worst STD you can get from a black man?

Pregnancy.

Musical Instrument Jokes More Musical Instrument Jokes

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

What kind of musical instrument do mice play?

A mouse organ!