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What musical instrument do people with STDs play?

The herpsichord.

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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

There was no atmosphere

Why do so many people like Harry Potter?

It's a charming story.

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What instrument do skeletons play?

A trombone!

What game show do pickles play?

Dill or No Dill

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What kind of venereal disease does a Stormtrooper get?

An AT-STD.

What did the doctor give the Asari with an STD?

Anti-biotics

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What do you call someone stealing musical instruments?

A Luter.

What musical instrument should you never, ever trust?

The Lyre.