What musical instrument do people with STDs play?

The herpsichord.

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Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

Why do they build fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in

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What did the experienced guitarist say to the new guitarist that was nervous about playing?

Dont fret about it.

What do you call it when Muslim men play naked twister?

Dinner entertainment at Guantanamo Bay

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What did the doctor give the Asari with an STD?

Anti-biotics

What do you call a hippopotamus with an STD?

A herpepotamus.

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What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing?

The cast-a-net.

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.