What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing?

The cast-a-net.

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What do dwarves use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

Why do bees have sticky hair?

Because they use honey combs!

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What did the fish say when he accidentally swam into a wall?

Oh dam

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fish

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What kind of shoes does bread wear?

Loafers.

What kind of Aircraft is into Men and Women?

A Biplane.

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What do you call a musical instrument made of gelatin?

A jello!

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.