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What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing?

The cast-a-net.

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What did the dance instructor say to her student when the student wanted to use her bathroom?

Skip to my loo.

What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use Lubricant.

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What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?

Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.

What kind of fish is made of just two atoms?

2 Na

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What kind of cologne applies itself?

Elon Musk

What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

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What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

What kind of musical instrument do mice play?

A mouse organ!