What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing?

The cast-a-net.

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Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

When the Little Mermaid became human how did she know how to use a toilet?

BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion

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Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

What did the Spanish musician say when he went fishing?

Castanets!

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What kind of car trouble?

Me: "It doesn't go 200 miles an hour to compensate for my late start."

What kind of music does a rubber duck listen to?

Rub-a-dubstep!

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What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

What musical instrument do people with STDs play?

The herpsichord.