What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing?

The cast-a-net.

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Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

How do you divide old Rome?

Using a pair of Caesars.

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What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.

What do you call a fish that is good for your bones?

An orthopedic sturgeon.

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What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

What kind of bike does hipster Jesus ride?

A Cruci-fixie.

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What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

What kind of musical instrument do mice play?

A mouse organ!