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What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing?

The cast-a-net.

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How many monastic women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None... they live an ascetic lifestyle and prefer to not use electricity.

What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork

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What is a sea monster's favorite dish?

Fish and ships.

What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing?

The cast-a-net.

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What kind of doctors are like spiders?

Spin doctors!

What kind of math do owls like?

Second Caribou: Owlgebra.

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What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing?

The cast-a-net.

What do you call someone stealing musical instruments?

A Luter.