What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing?

The cast-a-net.

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What's black, covered in teeth marks and no longer in use?

Philip Seymour Hoffman's belt.

What does RoboCop use for fuel?

Petroleum

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How did one goldfish get the attention of another goldfish?

He yelled, "A u, fish!"

What did the Pelican say to the fish when he was running late for work?

I'll catch you later!

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What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

Musical Instrument Jokes More Musical Instrument Jokes

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

What kind of musical instrument do mice play?

A mouse organ!