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What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing?

The cast-a-net.

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What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

What type of pasta is no longer used in Canada?

Penny...

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Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.

What do sea monsters have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

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What kind of zoo has no animals except for a small, yappy dog?

A shih tzu

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

A guard dog!

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What do you call someone stealing musical instruments?

A Luter.

What musical instrument can be found in nearly every Bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.