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What country do all cats wish to get their food from?

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree?

Because they're stuck up

What is the difference between J. Winston and a cat?

One ruins girls clothes and steals crab legs, the other one is also losing the Rose Bowl.

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

Why was Stalin a Bad leader?

Because he was staling a country that was rushing..(Russia) This joke was bad. Im going to bed now.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What's "saying grace?

Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave

How can you tell which Russian olympic spectators are actually KGB agents?

The ones with food.

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

How does Seth Macfarlane wishes you Eid Mubarrak?

Keep it in church, guys.

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Which war was the hungriest?

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Where did Cookie Monster develop PTSD?

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