What country do all cats wish to get their food from?

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What do you call a cat on a big plate?

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What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards?

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What country most despises cars that run on gasoline?

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What's the similarity between a burned pizza and parents?

If it's black it won't give you any food

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Chickpea

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Web design.

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Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

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Where did Cookie Monster develop PTSD?

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What country do all cats wish to get their food from?

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