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What country do all cats wish to get their food from?

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What does a cat say when its trapped in a box?

Let MEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWt

What's the wrong way to feed the cat?

To the dog.

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Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!

How's Terry Fox like Jack Layton?

They both tried to run a country and died before finishing.

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What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food?

Snakes and Larders!sna

Whole Foods "All the cash in a bag NOW!" 100% organic reusable bag ok?

Yes!" puts half the cash I had to charge for the bag

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What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

What did the pillar say when he forgot to wish his friend happy birthday?

I'll column later.

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Where did Cookie Monster develop PTSD?

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What country do all cats wish to get their food from?

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