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What country do all cats wish to get their food from?

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What do you call it when a cat howls?

It Meyowls

What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

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What country do all cats wish to get their food from?

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What country is next to USA?

USB.

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Whole Foods ME: Hi CLERK: Hello ME: Do you...uh CLERK: Do we what?

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What makes food go bad?

Bacteria(/spoiler)

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What did the pebble say to the rock?

I wish I was a little boulder!

How does Seth Macfarlane wishes you Eid Mubarrak?

Keep it in church, guys.

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Where did Cookie Monster develop PTSD?

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Which war was the hungriest?

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What country do all cats wish to get their food from?

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