How did Tarzan get his cry?

As he was about to swing to the next tree he said, "OK, Cheeta, hang on anywhere".

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

How do you make Helen Keller cry?

Turn the stool upside-down

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Where do all the cutest electrons hang out?

A d orbital

Why do Demons and Ghouls hang out together?

Because Demons are a Ghouls best friend.

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

How did Tarzan get his cry?

As he was about to swing to the next tree he said, "OK, Cheeta, hang on anywhere".

Why did Sandra fall off the swing?

Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there Not Sandra.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why are riddles about trees so hard?

Because they always leave you stumped!

Why did the monkey fall of the tree?

Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.

Tarzan Jokes More Tarzan Jokes

What does Tarzan sing at Christmas?

Jungle Bells

What did Tarzan say when he saw a heard of elephants?

Oh look! A heard of elephants.