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How did Tarzan get his cry?

As he was about to swing to the next tree he said, "OK, Cheeta, hang on anywhere".

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why didn't the girl cry after learning of her boyfriend's leprosy diagnosis?

She didn't have a shoulder to cry on!

Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you get hanging from Apple trees?

Sore arms.

Why did Chris Benoit quit wrestling?

He wanted to hang with his family.

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why do trees have so many friends?

They branch out

What's the name of the tree that gives Mexicans?

The scaffolding

Tarzan Jokes More Tarzan Jokes

What do you call a white guy who grew up in the ghetto?

Tarzan.

What does Tarzan sing at Christmas?

Jungle Bells