How did Tarzan get his cry?

As he was about to swing to the next tree he said, "OK, Cheeta, hang on anywhere".

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Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Because his mother was in a jam.

What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation check to the orphanage.

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Why did everyone wanted to hang out with the mushroom?

Because he was a fungi

Why was the leaf hanged?

For tree-son. Ha-ha. Ha.

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

How did Mary fall off the swing?

She had no arms

Why did Sally fall of the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

Tarzan Jokes More Tarzan Jokes

How did Tarzan get his cry?

As he was about to swing to the next tree he said, "OK, Cheeta, hang on anywhere".

What does Tarzan sing at Christmas?

Jungle Bells