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How did Tarzan get his cry?

As he was about to swing to the next tree he said, "OK, Cheeta, hang on anywhere".

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What part of the road is always crying?

The breakdown lane.

Why do Nigerian babies cry?

Midlife crisis

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Where do Crows hang out on a Friday nght?

At a crow bar.

How's it hanging?

I'm not sorry.

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Because someone threw a fridge at her....

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!

Why didn't the tree like to play checkers?

Because it was a chesnut tree.

Tarzan Jokes More Tarzan Jokes

What did Tarzan say when he saw a heard of elephants?

Oh look! A heard of elephants.

Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

To hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados