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What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

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What happened when the Italian chef died?

He pasta away

What would happen if pigs could fly?

Bacon would go up!

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How far can this plane go with just one engine?

All the way to the crash site!

What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

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What did the Greek God say when he could finally take the world off his shoulders?

At las!

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his Greek sandwich?

There goes my gyro

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How does a Mexican use 'liver' and 'cheese' in the same sentence?

Liver alone, cheese mine!

What's the difference between a pizza, and this joke?

One has cheese on it, the other's just plain cheesy.

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What does robbing a Scotsman get you?

Kilt

How did the Manicurist feel after her salon was robbed?

Defiled.

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What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

Why is there no market for white tires?

Because black tires makes your car run faster