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What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What is the saddest that can happen to Putin's team for the Olympic Games?

To be put out.

What happens to a frog that parks illegally?

He gets toad.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How far can this plane go with just one engine?

All the way to the crash site!

What do you do if your in the way of stampeding cows?

Take away their credit cards so they can't charge

Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

When Greek people play a video game, what settings do they use?

Default

What is the difference between a Greek spearman and a pale beer?

One is hoplite, and the other a light hops.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call cheese by itself?

Provolone.

What's it called when you borrow cheese from a friend?

Taking out a provoloan

Rob Jokes More Rob Jokes

What if Rob Lowe robbed Lowes?

Just imagine the crazy headlines. They'd probably say something like... "Rob Lowe Robs Lowes"

Why did the Mexican guy rob a train?

He had a loco motive.

Market Jokes More Market Jokes

How many libertarians?

How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it.

How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.