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What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the Marine that took a laxative?

He was relieved of doodie.

What happened to the German man's luggage?

It was Lufthansa plane

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed?

Out of the way!

What do you call a bus on its way to Comic Con?

Virgin Mobile

Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

How do the Greek separate the men from the boys?

With a crow bar.

What sound does a Greek gun make?

TZZZZAT, TZZZZZZZAT!

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What's a Scottish cannibal's favorite food?

Mac in cheese

What cheese can never be yours?

Nacho cheese.

Rob Jokes More Rob Jokes

What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.

What do you call it when a group of ghosts rob a bank?

A polterheist.

Market Jokes More Market Jokes

How many libertarians?

How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it.

Why don't they sell aspirin in the rainforest?

Because it would be economically unviable to market a pharmaceutical in such a vastly unpopulated area.