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What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

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You take the s out of safe and the f out of way!

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They demand credit for everything

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They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.

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Prov alone.

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What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.