What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

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What happens when the sun goes down?

It gets dark.

What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup

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What's a one way streets favorite band?

One Direction

Why do orphans play tennis?

It's the only way they can get love.

Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

Why'd you call me Aphrodite?

After the Greek goddess of love" Kid 2: What about me pop "You're named after a famous chipmunk Alvin"

What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call a dead baby with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

What do you call cheese that isn't your cheese?

NACHO-CHEESE

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Why did a Hispanic man rob a train?

He had loco motives!

What did the getaway driver do after his accomplice, Rice, robbed the bank?

Pilaf.

Market Jokes More Market Jokes

What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy?

A Nietzsche market!

How many libertarians?

How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it.