What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

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What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?

He stank to the bottom of the pool!

What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

It made him wed his plants!

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What did the ocean said to the river when they parted ways?

Nothing, he was just full of tears

How do the people of northern Iraq manage to get so much done?

The Kurds have their ways

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Why is there such a big contrast between Greek yogurt and regular yogurt?

Because they're different cultures.

What do you call a stabilizing Greek?

A.... GYROScope

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Why did the cheese go to the museum?

To get cultured

What cheese is used to block online streaming?

Edam

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What do vegetable do when they got robbed?

They dont.

What do you call a psychic midget that just robbed a bank?

Small medium at large

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What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy?

A Nietzsche market!

Why was the man hanging out in the market all day?

I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar