What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

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What happens to the cannibal who is late to the party?

He gets the cold shoulder.

What happened when the elephant sat on the car?

Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

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What did the ocean said to the river when they parted ways?

Nothing, he was just full of tears

Where is the remote?

All the way over there." "Guess I'm watching this."

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Which Greek Philosopher was the easiest to manipulate?

Play-Doh

How do the Greek separate the men from the boys?

With a crow bar.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What cheese is not yours?

Not your cheese....

What's a mouse's favourite record?

Please cheese me!

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Who robbed Lochte at the Olympics?

Phelps.

Why did a Hispanic man rob a train?

He had loco motives!

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Why are housing prices in Toronto falling?

Because the market got flooded.

Why was the man hanging out in the market all day?

I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar