What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

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What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

What happens when the smog rises in Los Angeles...?

UCLA.

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What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway shopping cart?

Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!

Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

What did the ancient Greek mother say when her sons toga got torn?

Euripides, Eumenides

Why is there such a big contrast between Greek yogurt and regular yogurt?

Because they're different cultures.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?

Haloumi!

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How did the Manicurist feel after her salon was robbed?

Defiled.

Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

Market Jokes More Market Jokes

What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy?

A Nietzsche market!

Why was the man hanging out in the market all day?

I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar