What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano?

He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."

What happens to someone who gets attacked by bees?

They get bee'd up

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

How did the chicken cross the freeway?

You take the 'F' out of free and the 'F' out of way. Hint: say everything out loud.

Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

What does a Greek say when he receives his salary?

Danke schon.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call cheese that's not yours?

Nacho cheese

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Someone else's cheese.

Rob Jokes More Rob Jokes

What did the getaway driver do after his accomplice, Rice, robbed the bank?

Pilaf.

How did the Manicurist feel after her salon was robbed?

Defiled.

Market Jokes More Market Jokes

How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

How many libertarians?

How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it.