What does cheese say to itself when taking a selfie in the mirror?

Hallooooo me!

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What do you call a theme park where people go to have selfies with chickens?

Pout-ry farm..

What does cheese say to itself when taking a selfie in the mirror?

Hallooooo me!

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What kind of house does cheese like to live in?

A cottage

What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

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Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?

So she could use it as a mirror.

What does a dog see in the mirror?

A chair