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What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?

Haloumi!

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What does a pirate call three feet?

A YAAAARRRRGGGG!! Oh look a door.

What's the difference between looking for a lost golf ball and Lady Godiva?

Looking for a lost golf ball is a hunt on a course.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you say to an art student with a job?

Uhh, I would like the Quarter Pounder with Cheese

What's the most annoying thing about making cheese?

The curds get in the whey!

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

Where do you see yourself in 10 years?

In a mirror.

What color are mirrors?

I don't know, let's reflect on this.