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How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.

How can you tell the difference between normal and self-raising flour?

One has parents

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell an astronaut where they're going?

Straight up.

What did the policeman say when he was told about the large pothole?

I'll look into it.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did Abe Lincoln say to the judge when he asked how he pleas?

I'm in a cent.

How do you get a Canadian to pay you back?

You ask.

Karma Jokes More Karma Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

Why aren't people afraid to submit reposts?

Because there's no karma involved.

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

What do you do to a chemist after they die?

You Barium

What do people do when a chemist dies?

They barium.

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?

Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.

20 Jokes More 20 Jokes

What's the best part of dating 28 year olds?

There's 20 of them!

What is H20 Made out of?

20 hydrogen atoms.

Remain Jokes More Remain Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

What's left of a garden after it catches on fire?

Chard remains.

3000 Jokes More 3000 Jokes

Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at The Alamo?

They only had 4 cars.

What's the difference between 8:45 am and 10:45 am?

Around 3000 people

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How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.