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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between St. Patrick and Christopher Columbus?

One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.

What's the difference between a spitter and a swallower?

10 lbs of pressure on the back of the head.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do you tell a woman with a black eye?

Nothing, she's already been told twice.

How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?

She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What do you get when you ask for a Roman pinch hitter?

An Italian sub!

What did Wiz Khalifa say when he was asked his opinion on the dress?

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is.

Karma Jokes More Karma Jokes

What does Reddit share in common with the real world?

A messed up system of karma

What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

What do people do when a chemist dies?

They barium.

What do you do to a chemist after they die?

You Barium

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

Why is lumberjack the only job with some random guy's name attached?

Why aren't plumbers called, like, toiletdougs Or crapperjoels

What vegetables do plumbers hate the most?

Leeks

20 Jokes More 20 Jokes

What is H20 Made out of?

20 hydrogen atoms.

What's the best part of dating 29 year olds?

There's 20 of them. (More funny out loud)

Remain Jokes More Remain Jokes

Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.

What do you call a poo which still remains after flushing?

An - nflushable loating bject

3000 Jokes More 3000 Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at The Alamo?

They only had 4 cars.

Himher Jokes More Himher Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it may take him/her more than five years to do it.