What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"

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How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

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How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

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How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".

How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'