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What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the Friendzone and the Endzone?

Unlike football, you'll never get to spike it in the Friendzone.

What's the difference between a baby and a salad?

Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.

Pronounce Jokes More Pronounce Jokes

Why isn't the holiday on December 25th pronounced "Chlistmas"?

Because there's no L.

How to tell if someone has Rhotacism?

Ask them to pronounce it.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How does Sean Connery find his way to the toilet?

With a shat nav.

Why couldn't anyone catch the hippie?

He was way to high, man.

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

What did the Chemist have with his Eggs?

Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.

What do chemists make guacamole out of?

Avogadros

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

Whats a Plumber's favorite vegetable?

A Leek!

How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

Unionize Jokes More Unionize Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".

How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'