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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.

What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train the other trains the mind.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why is hip hop popular among urban youth?

Because it's the only time a black man can tell a crowd of white people to put their hands in the air.

How can you tell if your goose is depressed?

It's feeling down.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why is grandpa fine with performing tricks, but gets mad if you ask grandma?

It took him forever to get her off that street corner.

When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him?

I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......

Karma Jokes More Karma Jokes

What did Reddit say to his elderly mother when he tried to take her to a home?

Get in the Karma.

What do you get when you cash in your memes for karma?

A dank statement.

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

Why couldn't the Dubstep artist be a chemist?

He couldn't stop dropping the base!

What do we do when chemists die?

We barium.

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

What's the difference between a plumber and a scientist?

Pronounce this word: unionized

How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

20 Jokes More 20 Jokes

What do you get when you put 20 Meth Heads in 1 room?

A full set of teeth

What's the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 20 beers!!

Remain Jokes More Remain Jokes

What's left of a garden after it catches on fire?

Chard remains.

Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

3000 Jokes More 3000 Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

Himher Jokes More Himher Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it may take him/her more than five years to do it.