How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes

What's the difference between a bumble bee and someone with allergies?

One is a pollinator. The other is a pollen-hater.

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Why is Bruce Lee so good at telling jokes?

Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.

What did Mario tell his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

It's not a you, it's a me, Mario!

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What would you guys like to ask an American?

Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway

When you ask a girl, Wanna go to the gym with me?

Https://www.youtube.com/watch v=rQegAi6d-MM

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Why aren't people afraid to submit reposts?

Because there's no karma involved.

How does a fencer earn their karma?

Ripostes.

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"

How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"

How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".

20 Jokes More 20 Jokes

How do you confuse Pareto?

Tell him you belong to "the" 20%.

What's the highest story of any building?

Floor 20

Remain Jokes More Remain Jokes

What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

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What's the difference between 8:45 am and 10:45 am?

Around 3000 people

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

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How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it may take him/her more than five years to do it.

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized