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What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

What the difference between an IS training camp and a primary school?

There aren't many paedos in the camp.

Pronounce Jokes More Pronounce Jokes

How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".

Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How do you get an elephant across a busy freeway?

Take the 'f' out of free and the 'f' out of way...

Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

What do people do when a chemist dies?

They barium.

What did a chemist say to a deaf guy?

Does it matter

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

Whats a Plumber's favorite vegetable?

A Leek!

How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

Unionize Jokes More Unionize Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'

How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.