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How did the Manicurist feel after her salon was robbed?

Defiled.

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What is the only thing that will be "Feeling the Bern"?

Working people's wallets.

What does heroin make you feel like?

More heroin.

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What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses "Dancing With the Stars"?

I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.

Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

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Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!

Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship?

All they will do is fight tooth and nail!

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Why did the husband bring his wife's sick dog to the salon?

He was trying to get her pedicure.

How did the Manicurist feel after her salon was robbed?

Defiled.