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How did the Manicurist feel after her salon was robbed?

Defiled.

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How can U make a difference?

Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*

Why did the shark go to the doctors?

Because he didn't feel very whale

Rob Jokes More Rob Jokes

Why did the black guy loose all his money?

Because a cop robbed him.

Who robs banks and squirts ink?

Billy the Squid.

Manicurist Jokes More Manicurist Jokes

Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!

Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship?

All they will do is fight tooth and nail!

Salon Jokes More Salon Jokes

Why are bears so hairy?

They don't have salons in the jungle!

Why did the husband bring his wife's sick dog to the salon?

He was trying to get her pedicure.