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How did the Manicurist feel after her salon was robbed?

Defiled.

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How did the T-Rex feel after working out?

OC Dino-sore

How does a booze thief make you feel better?

He lifts your spirits.

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What do you call a midget psychic that just robbed a bank?

Small medium at large

Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough......... Sorry I'm drunk

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Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship?

All they will do is fight tooth and nail!

Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!

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What's the perfect name for a salon run by a couple of lesbian nuns?

Scissor Sisters *ba-dum-tiss*

Why did the husband bring his wife's sick dog to the salon?

He was trying to get her pedicure.