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How did the Manicurist feel after her salon was robbed?

Defiled.

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Why did the horse feel famous on Reddit?

He was gelded.

What did the thunder say when it understood the joke?

I feel so enlightninged!

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Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

What do you call ice cream that robs a bank?

Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.

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Why did the dentist divorce the manicurist?

She tried to stick her finger in his cavity.

How did the Manicurist feel after her salon was robbed?

Defiled.

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What's the perfect name for a salon run by a couple of lesbian nuns?

Scissor Sisters *ba-dum-tiss*

Why are bears so hairy?

They don't have salons in the jungle!