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Salon Jokes

How did the Manicurist feel after her salon was robbed?

Defiled.

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Why did the husband bring his wife's sick dog to the salon?

He was trying to get her pedicure.

Why are bears so hairy?

They don't have salons in the jungle!

What's the perfect name for a salon run by a couple of lesbian nuns?

Scissor Sisters *ba-dum-tiss*