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Why are bears so hairy?

They don't have salons in the jungle!

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What did the 80 grit sandpaper say to the 36 grit sandpaper?

You're a little rougher than I'm used to, but I'll grit and bear it. I'm sorry, that joke was a little rough ;D

What do you call a PED for bears?

Polaroids.

Jungle Jokes More Jungle Jokes

What does a Gorilla attorney study?

The Law of the jungle!

Why don't they play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

Salon Jokes More Salon Jokes

How did the Manicurist feel after her salon was robbed?

Defiled.

What's the perfect name for a salon run by a couple of lesbian nuns?

Scissor Sisters *ba-dum-tiss*