Why are bears so hairy?

They don't have salons in the jungle!

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What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

How was the bear able to move in order to get honey?

It had muscles.

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Why are bears so hairy?

They don't have salons in the jungle!

Why don't monkeys gamble in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs.

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Why are bears so hairy?

They don't have salons in the jungle!

How did the Manicurist feel after her salon was robbed?

Defiled.