Why are bears so hairy?

They don't have salons in the jungle!

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why wouldn't you hire bears from Australia?

Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )

Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear?

Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!

Jungle Jokes More Jungle Jokes

What's the stupidest animal you can find in a jungle?

A polar bear.

What's the stupidest animal in the jungle?

The polar bear.

Salon Jokes More Salon Jokes

Why did the husband bring his wife's sick dog to the salon?

He was trying to get her pedicure.

Why are bears so hairy?

They don't have salons in the jungle!