Why are bears so hairy?

They don't have salons in the jungle!

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear?

Winnie the Pooh!

What do you call a bear that's been in the rain?

A drizzly bear, of course

Jungle Jokes More Jungle Jokes

Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?

Russell!

Salon Jokes More Salon Jokes

Why did the husband bring his wife's sick dog to the salon?

He was trying to get her pedicure.

How did the Manicurist feel after her salon was robbed?

Defiled.