Why are bears so hairy?

They don't have salons in the jungle!

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

What is the name of a taxi service for bears?

Ubear.

Jungle Jokes More Jungle Jokes

What is the dumbest animal in the jungle?

A polar bear

Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

Salon Jokes More Salon Jokes

What's the perfect name for a salon run by a couple of lesbian nuns?

Scissor Sisters *ba-dum-tiss*

How did the Manicurist feel after her salon was robbed?

Defiled.