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How many mutants do you need to take over a Ship?

5 MutantA MutantB MutantC MutantD and Mutiny

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Why do I need a wingman?

How's a half-man half-bird freak gonna get me laid

Why do you need 200 condoms?

Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals

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What kind of ship never sinks?

A dictatorship. *sobs*

Why did the one-eyed pirate run his ship aground?

He didn't have any depth perception

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How many mutants do you need to take over a Ship?

5 MutantA MutantB MutantC MutantD and Mutiny

What do you call 6.63*10-34 mutinied pirates?

Planck walkers