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How many mutants do you need to take over a Ship?

5 MutantA MutantB MutantC MutantD and Mutiny

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What does a gun, a fire extinguisher, and a condom have in common?

Its better to have it and not need it, then to need it and not have it

Why are nuns like a brand new TV?

You need a knife to get in the box.

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What is the strictest part of a ship?

The stern

What did Lord Nelson say to his shipmates before they got on the ship?

Get on the ship

Mutiny Jokes More Mutiny Jokes

What do you call 6.63*10-34 mutinied pirates?

Planck walkers

How many mutants do you need to take over a Ship?

5 MutantA MutantB MutantC MutantD and Mutiny