What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?

Politics

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Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What happened to the cannibal lion?

He had to swallow his pride!

What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Reality.

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

Why do grandparents have so many clocks?

So they won't run out of time

Why don't you buy your wife a watch?

There's already a clock on the stove

Profession Jokes More Profession Jokes

Which profession has the worst sense of humour?

Well, chiropodists like jokes. But opticians like them.

What profession was once highly respected, but is now a complete joke?

Nigerian Prince Thanks r/askreddit for the idea

Politic Jokes More Politic Jokes

Why did Julius Caesar want to quit politics?

All that backstabbing was too much for him.

What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?

Politics