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What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?

Politics

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Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

Whats the definition of love true love and showing off?

Spitting swallowing and gargling.

What happened when Dr Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?

He got atomic ache.

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

What does a clock do when it's hungry?

It goes back four seconds!

What happened to the clock that was still hungry?

It went back 4 seconds.

Profession Jokes More Profession Jokes

What was the first profession to go all digital?

Proctology.

What do you call it when someone relies on sleep studies for a profession?

A rem job

Politic Jokes More Politic Jokes

What do you call a parody when the actors are unaware it's satire?

Politics.

What's the difference between organized crime and politics?

One's organized.