What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?

Politics

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Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.

What's the difference between "like", "love" and "showing off"?

Spit, Swallow and Gargle.

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

Why do Texans duel at high noon?

They distrust clocks.

Profession Jokes More Profession Jokes

How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.

What was the first profession to go all digital?

Proctology.

Politic Jokes More Politic Jokes

What's the difference between organized crime and politics?

One's organized.

What do you call a parody when the actors are unaware it's satire?

Politics.