What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?

Politics

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What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Reality

What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?

He wanted to see time fly.

Why did the late man stand on the clock?

He wanted to be on time.

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What profession does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Driver

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

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Which duck will destroy the establishment?

None, ducks are not allowed in politics.

Why did Julius Caesar want to quit politics?

All that backstabbing was too much for him.