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What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?

Politics

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Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

Whats the definition of love true love and showing off?

Spitting swallowing and gargling.

Why do you give children who swallowed poison some milk?

To make them happy before they die.

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween?

It was for 'tick or tweet'!

What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?

Time to get it fixed.

Profession Jokes More Profession Jokes

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

What do you call it when someone relies on sleep studies for a profession?

A rem job

Politic Jokes More Politic Jokes

What's the difference between organized crime and politics?

One's organized.

Why is politics for the birds?

Because politiciands always parrot the same old lines!