What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?

Politics

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What is the difference between love and lust?

Spiiting and swallowing.

What happened when Dr Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?

He got atomic ache.

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Why did a kid get arrested for taking a home made clock into school?

Sounds like he had already done the... time

What do you call it when water is poured over a clock?

Time dilution.

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What profession does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Driver

What profession was once highly respected, but is now a complete joke?

Nigerian Prince Thanks r/askreddit for the idea

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How do you stir up the politics in a Coca Cola drink?

You add ices.

Why did Julius Caesar want to quit politics?

All that backstabbing was too much for him.