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Where did you get that thing?

Parrot says, "Africa."

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What did the elephant say to the naked guy?

That thing sure is cute, but can it pick up peanuts?

What's that thing called when your crush likes you back?

Oh yeah. Imagination.

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Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Detroit."

Why is politics for the birds?

Because politiciands always parrot the same old lines!

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Why shoudn't you play poker in Africa?

Because of all the Cheetahs!

Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)