Whoa, cool. Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"

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Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to?

Cantelope.

Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What do you get when you cross a millipede with a parrot?

A Walkie Talkie

What do you call the place where parrots make films?

Pollywood!

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

Why are there so few casinos in Africa?

Too many cheetahs

Which one is closer, Sun or Africa?

Teacher: Which one is closer, Sun or Africa Johnny: Sun Teacher: Why Johnny: We can see the sun all the time, but can't see Africa.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back