Whoa, cool. Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"

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Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you get when you run over a goose?

Goose bumps.

Why did the chicken run around screaming?

Because he had to use the bathroom.

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

Why did the pet owner get upset with his parrot?

Because he was using too much fowl language

What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

SQUAAATS!...Polly want a cracker.

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

Why is gambling not allowed in Africa?

Because there are too many cheetahs.

Why are people afraid to play poker in Africa?

Too many Cheetahs.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

What's easier to load into a garbage truck? Bowling balls or babies?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.