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How are lawyers and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from a tree

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What the band's name?

Me: looking over desk for ideas Inbox(29)

Why did the vampire have pedestrian eyes?

They looked both ways before they crossed.

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What's wrinkly and hangs out your pants?

Your mother.

Where do the Mexican truckers hang out?

The guay station.

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What did the apple say to the apple pie?

You've got some crust.

What would Apple laptops be called if Steve Jobs had been Irish?

McBook Eyre

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What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

A. Wave at her.

How do you get a blond out of a tree?

Wave

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When does a lawyer make coffee?

When he has sufficient grounds

What did one lawyer say to the other?

We are both lawyers.