How are lawyers and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from a tree

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What's black &amp grey and also looks good on a cop?

The World Trade Center

Why did the invisible man look in the mirror?

To make sure he still wasn't there.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why are spiders so unproductive?

Because they hang out on the web all day!

What do you call people who hang out with musicians?

Drummers

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What does an apple and an apple tree have in common?

They both don't drive tractors.

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

What kind of tree has the best bark?

A dogwood

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.

Why the word redundancy when lawyers say cease and desist?

Billable vowels.