What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the people and bullets?

The people miss Harambe.

What's the difference between STD's and Pokemon?

I still haven't caught any Pokemon.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why did Chris Benoit quit wrestling?

He wanted to hang with his family.

What did the donut say to the loaf of bread?

If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

How did Jesus pay for our sins?

Pray-Pal

Why wasn't Jesus any good at math?

Because he always seemed to get hung up on addition.

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

How many plates do you need to draw a picture?

Tenplates

How many sorority girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change it, one to take pictures and four to make t-shirts for the event.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What do your mom and Jesus have in common?

They both got nailed

Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.