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What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a flea and a wolf?

One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie!

What is the difference between walking a dog in America and China?

The spelling.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What's pink and wrinkled and hangs out your undies?

Your grandma.

What did the hat say to the scarf?

You hang around here while I go on ahead.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What is black Jesus' favorite fruit?

Wine-er-melon

What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet?

Jesus in a submarine.

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

Why did Nike release a vine of the "Back to the Future" Power Lace shoes??

Because the pictures were way to shaky......

What do you call someone who puts a picture of themselves in a locket?

Independent

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

How do you work the Dragon Balls?

Nail: Did you work the shaft

What did Jesus say to the romans after he rose on the third day and talked about their behavior?

Yall nailed it.