What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

What is the difference between a dentist and a New York baseball fan?

One yanks for the roots, the other roots for the Yanks.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What did the scarf say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer.

What do you call someone who spends the whole time on their phone whenever you hang out?

A phoney friend!

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

Because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

Who is this Rorschach guy?

And why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?

What do you call it when an inmate takes a picture of their-self?

A Cellfie

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait?

His portrait only need one nail

Why didn't Jesus cross the road?

Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross