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Why didn't Tim have any friends while he was studying fishing?

Because he would just go home and master bait.

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What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

What do you call a piece of pasta that doesn't have any friends?

Cannelonely!

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What did Jesus' disciples say when he caught all those fishes?

HOLY MACKAREL!

Why did the fisherman decide to go fishing?

For the halibut.

Study Jokes More Study Jokes

Why did the man's kidneys fail?

They didn't study.

Why is it hard for men to understand women?

Because you have to study abroad to understand them.

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What makes you say that, Tim?

Well, you're standing naked in my closet...

Why didn't Tim have any friends while he was studying fishing?

Because he would just go home and master bait.