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Why didn't Tim have any friends while he was studying fishing?

Because he would just go home and master bait.

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Why did voldermort used Twitter instead of Facebook?

Because he only had followers. Not friends.

What do you rate Megan Fox out of 10?

Friend: 9 Me: 9? I'll give her one..

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How do fish get high?

Seaweed

What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right... the tuna fish!

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Why did the man's kidneys fail?

They didn't study.

How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

Studying their Miranda Rights.

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How are you today?

Me: Tim.

What famous person is a huge fan of trees?

Tim ber"ton