Quarter Pounder Jokes

What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

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What is McDonald's demolition service called?

Quarter pounder.

How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

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Would you like fries with that?

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North West

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Why was the lobster upset?

Because he found out his friends thought he was a little crabby!

How do you think his pants fit him?

Like a glove.

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What's Imperial Britain's favorite game?

Clash of Clans

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Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

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What is the difference between sack of dead babys and Ferrari?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?

He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

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Why did the pilot crash the plane?

Because he was a slice of bread

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A slice of Pi.

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish Highlander?

Mick Jagger sings, "Hey you, get off of my cloud.. ", while the Scottish Highlander yells, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

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