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Quarter Pounder Jokes

What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

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What is McDonald's demolition service called?

Quarter pounder.

What do you say to an art student with a job?

Uhh, I would like the Quarter Pounder with Cheese

How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

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What rabbit wears on his back while flying?

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How far can a rabbit run into the woods?

Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.

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How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Look ask me when I get back from India okay

Why do you hold your hand flat above your eyes when you look into the distance?

Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.

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Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?

Because its head is so far away from its body.

Who's there! Anne! Anne who?

Anne apple just fell on my head!

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How do you get an anorexic chick in bed?

Well, it ain't a piece of cake.

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What's the difference between an Arts student and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of 4

What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that

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Whats the currency of North Korea?

The NoDinar

Why did the Irish call their currency the "Punt"?

Because it rhymes with Bank Manager

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Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What did the Scottish man do when he ran out of pants to wear?

He kilt himself

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