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What time was it?

A quarter to three.

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What part of your punctuality emancipates the Chinese?

Your Ti"ming"!

What time does Andy Murray go to bed?

Tennish!

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How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

What is the difference?

What its the difference between a quarter and a guy? Neither gets had when you want tail