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What time was it?

A quarter to three.

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What time are you supposed to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty!

What do you call a God unfit for the times at hand?

O Cristor Redundant

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head?

Quarter pounder with cheese!

Why couldn't the pirate use the bubblegum vending machine?

Because there is no quarter for the wicked.