What time was it?

A quarter to three.

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Why are promise rings 1/10th the price of engagement rings?

They only work 10% of the time.

Who says time travel doesn't exist and we can't go back in time?

America just did.

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What do u call an anorexic women with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese.

How is your mom just like a laundromat?

For a dollar in quarters she will take my load.