What's red and invisible at the same time?

No tomatoes.

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How is it when my son has homework,I have to be involved?

Dude,I already did my time.

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What do you need to make a crystal salad?

Onions, tomatoes, and a whole bunch of lattice

What's red and invisible at the same time?

No tomatoes.