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What's red and invisible at the same time?

No tomatoes.

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When did the Chinese man know it was time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty

What do women and floor tiles have in common?

If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

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Why did a pair of tomatoes play footsie?

To-mate-toes!

What's red and not there?

No tomatoes.