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Why are you so upset?

It's just hair. I'm the one that's gotta find a new girlfriend.

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What did the Time Traveller find when he brought a joint to Ancient Greece?

The Philosophers Stoned

What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

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What shape is your hair in the morning?

A wrecktangle. (Made up by my 10 year old daughter

How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts

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Why are you so upset?

It's just hair. I'm the one that's gotta find a new girlfriend.

How do I turn my new girlfriend on?

She's a robot and the instructions are in Chinese.