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Why are you so upset?

It's just hair. I'm the one that's gotta find a new girlfriend.

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Why did you put a toad in your sister's bed?

Son: I couldn't find a spider.

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Call 911, it doesn't matter who answers

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What do you call a gorilla that's hair is two different colors?

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Why are you so upset?

It's just hair. I'm the one that's gotta find a new girlfriend.

How do I turn my new girlfriend on?

She's a robot and the instructions are in Chinese.