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What kind of hair do oceans have?

Wavy!

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call 1000 emo kids at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

What do you call a pc that fell in the ocean?

A Dell rolling in the deep.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.

What shape is your hair in the morning?

A wrecktangle. (Made up by my 10 year old daughter

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of phone does a burglar use?

A no-key-a

What kind of cigarettes do hippies smoke?

Yours.