What do you call a budget that's cut short from the middle?

A midget.

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What's big, white and goes down on you in the middle of the night?

An Airbus A320.

What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

Why are emo people so good at ping-pong?

Because they are well practiced in cutting.

What is the best way to cut a mango?

With a knife!

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

Why did the midget go swimming in the kitchen?

There were microwaves. Sorry I was drunk making popcorn.

What do you call a midget with an axe?

A battle dwarf

Budget Jokes More Budget Jokes

What is a Budget?

An orderly system for living beyond your means.

What do you call a budget that's cut short from the middle?

A midget.