What do you call a budget that's cut short from the middle?

A midget.

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road?

A mutt in a rut!

Why did the programmer's girlfriend move back home so quickly?

She returned because all he ever did was split her in the middle for log(n) time.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What do Mexican midgets use to cut pizza?

Little Caesars

What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

Who has to always be on there toes?

A midget at a urinal.

What is 34.5?

69 for midgets

Budget Jokes More Budget Jokes

What is a Budget?

An orderly system for living beyond your means.

Why was the accountant constipated?

He couldn't budget.