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What do you call a budget that's cut short from the middle?

A midget.

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

Why was the virgins' wedding during the middle of the week?

Because Wednesday is hump day.

Why is 10 traumatized forever?

Because he was right in the middle of 9-11.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

How do Mexicans cut pizza?

Little Caesars (say it out loud)

Why is the oval office oval shaped?

Because the government cuts corners.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do you call a midget with an axe?

A battle dwarf

Whats the best part about sleeping with a midget?

You're sure to get a little head

Budget Jokes More Budget Jokes

What is a Budget?

An orderly system for living beyond your means.

What do you call a budget that's cut short from the middle?

A midget.