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What do you call a budget that's cut short from the middle?

A midget.

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court?

Annette!

What is the most beautiful thing in the world?

Is it your right thigh, or your left? Or does the answer lie somewhere in the middle?

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What equine likes to cut in line?

A sawhorse!

What the best way to cut down a tree?

A Suhhh Dude

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

Why did the midget go swimming in the kitchen?

There were microwaves. Sorry I was drunk making popcorn.

What is 34.5?

69 for midgets

Budget Jokes More Budget Jokes

Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

What do you call a budget that's cut short from the middle?

A midget.