What is a Budget?

An orderly system for living beyond your means.

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Why does Sia live in a low-rent apartment?

She loves cheap bills

What do you call Squidward when he gives DNA results for a living?

You call 'im Maury.

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Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*

What is the definition of a Freudian slip?

When you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.

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Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

Why was the accountant constipated?

He couldn't budget.