What is a Budget?

An orderly system for living beyond your means.

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What do you call the area where a horse lives?

The NEIGHHHHHHborhood

What lives in gum trees?

Stick insects!

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Why don't tennis players get married?

Because to them love means nothing.

What's a penguins favourite relative?

Aunt Arctica! PENGUIN.. ME makes flies over head motion PENGUIN I don't know what that means

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Why was the accountant constipated?

He couldn't budget.

Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.