What is a Budget?

An orderly system for living beyond your means.

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What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.

What is a Budget?

An orderly system for living beyond your means.

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What do you mean, ten?

Ten years Ten months Ten-" "Nine... Eight..."

What's a penguins favourite relative?

Aunt Arctica! PENGUIN.. ME makes flies over head motion PENGUIN I don't know what that means

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What is a Budget?

An orderly system for living beyond your means.

What do you call a budget that's cut short from the middle?

A midget.