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What is a Budget?

An orderly system for living beyond your means.

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Where do cows like to live?

St. Moo-is.

What do you call a group of 10 insects that live in a housing complex?

Tenants

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What did the other nose say to the other nose when it was crying?

It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)

What does it mean when you see a flag flying at half-mast outside of a mostly white high school?

They're hiring.

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Why was the accountant constipated?

He couldn't budget.

Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.