An orderly system for living beyond your means.
My 10yo instantly making me feel like the oldest person who has ever lived. I need calcium chews for my brittle bones.
I don't know I have DirecTV.
Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST
He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.
He couldn't budget.
