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What is a Budget?

An orderly system for living beyond your means.

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common?

They both live underground, **except for the eagle.**

Why people don't use #YOLO anymore?

Because they lived once

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Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

Whats another meaning for a women?

Finger puppet

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What do you call a budget that's cut short from the middle?

A midget.

Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.