What is a Budget?

An orderly system for living beyond your means.

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Why don't fairies live under toadstools?

Because there's not mushroom!

Where do poor people live in Italy?

In the spaghetto

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Why don't tennis players get married?

Because to them love means nothing.

Why shouldn't you date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.

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What is a Budget?

An orderly system for living beyond your means.

Why was the accountant constipated?

He couldn't budget.