Budget Jokes

What do you call a budget that's cut short from the middle?

A midget.

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Why was the accountant constipated?

He couldn't budget.

What is a Budget?

An orderly system for living beyond your means.

Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

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What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off?

Because he wanted to win the Nobel Prize!

Constipate Jokes More Constipate Jokes

What did Yoda say to Luke when he was constipated?

Try or try not, there is no do.

What does a mathematics professor do when he is constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

Accountant Jokes More Accountant Jokes

What did the accountant with constipation do?

He worked is out with a pencil.

Why is Adam known as the first accountant?

He turned a leaf and made an entry.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do you call a midget in a subway saying, "tick...tick...tick..."?

A metro-gnome

How do you call a car designed for midgets?

Half a Romeo.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

How many RothChilds does it take to change a light bulb?

There still working on it...

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

What do you call a group of cars?

A clutch!

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What do you mean, ten?

Ten years Ten months Ten-" "Nine... Eight..."

Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce?

She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why do windbreakers smell bad?

Because all they do is break wind.

What do you call a happy husband?

Broke.