A midget.
He couldn't budget.
An orderly system for living beyond your means.
Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.
Bob
So you'll never know which side he's on.
Because he wanted to win the Nobel Prize!
A sawhorse!
Me: I didn't see you coming!
Because it gets interrupted constantly.
Skint Eastwood.
None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.
Aunt Arctica! PENGUIN.. ME makes flies over head motion PENGUIN I don't know what that means
Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."
An optical Aleutian.
Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.
He kept getting in everyone's hair.
A Micromanager.
The license number of the car that hit him.
Coupe
