What did the accountant with constipation do?

He worked is out with a pencil.

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How do mathematicians solve constipation?

They just work it out with a pencil!

How did the Mathematician cure his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?

They can wear casual clothes to work

What's the definition of an accountant?

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.