Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

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How does a mathematician deal with constipation?

He grabs a pencil and tries to work it out

What does a mathematics professor do when he is constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

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How many do I need to get an Xbox?

Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"

Why are Gorillas underpaid?

They're willing to work peanuts!

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What is the problem with high frequency?

It Hertz

How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.

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What does the math teacher do when he gets constipated?

Works it out with a pencil.

Why the carpenter is always constipated?

Because his stool so hard!

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Why was the math teacher late for school?

He took the rhombus

What did the tree say to the math teacher?

Gee I'm a tree!