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What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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Why can't Nietzsche use pencils?

Because they're all pointless

Whats the Difference between a Third-Wave Feminist and a Pencil?

The pencil has a point

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How did the T-Rex feel after working out?

OC Dino-sore

Why are hairdressers never late for work?

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What does a mathematics professor do when he is constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into The Hulk?

Just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings