What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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How did the math teacher solve her constipation problem?

She worked it out with a pencil.

What did the Pencile say to the other pencil?

What did the pencile say to the other pencil the answer is........... Your Looking Sharp

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What's the hardest part about working as a nurse or doctor at a women's hospital?

When you ask the patients "what's the problem " They'll say "nothing"

Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?

Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.

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What does the internet need to take when its constipated?

Google Fiber Note: Randomly came up with this joke today

Why the carpenter is always constipated?

Because his stool so hard!