What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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Who is better? The 3rd wave feminist or the pencil?

The pencil is better. It has a point.

Where do pens and pencils go on vacation?

Pennsylvania

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What do you call a security guard who works at Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy

Why do credit cards not work in France?

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What does the math teacher do when he gets constipated?

Works it out with a pencil.

What does the internet need to take when its constipated?

Google Fiber Note: Randomly came up with this joke today