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How does a mathematician deal with constipation?

He grabs a pencil and tries to work it out

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How does a mathematician deal with constipation?

He grabs a pencil and tries to work it out

What the difference between a feminist and a pencil?

The pencil has a point

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What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand?

They think long and hard before they touch weiner.

Why is there no volume control on the microwave?

Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza

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How does a mathematician deal with constipation?

He grabs a pencil and tries to work it out

How did the mathematician solve his problem with constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil

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How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking??

Slow down and grab some lube!!

How do you stop a ginger from drowning?

You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.