Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

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What do mathematicians do when they are constipated?

They get a pencil and work it out.

What do you call someone who hates pencils?

Erracist

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What did George Michael say to his partner before he went to work?

Wake me up before you go-go

What is a joke that works on many levels?

HR Department.

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What's the problem with Java jokes?

They have no.

What do you call it when a lizard has problems in the bedroom?

A reptile dysfunction

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What does the internet need to take when its constipated?

Google Fiber Note: Randomly came up with this joke today

What do you call a constipated mason?

A brick-layer.

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What did the tree say to the math teacher?

Gee I'm a tree!

What does the math teacher do when he gets constipated?

Works it out with a pencil.