What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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Where do pencils go for vacation?

Pencil-vania.

Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

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Whats the best time to go to the dentist?

4:30pm It let's you out of work a bit early with a valid excuse

Who do you pat with encouragement when they fail to work?

A Remote control

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What do you call a constipated mason?

A brick-layer.

Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.