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Why the carpenter is always constipated?

Because his stool so hard!

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Constipate Jokes More Constipate Jokes

When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into The Hulk?

Just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

What does a mathematics professor do when he is constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

Carpenter Jokes More Carpenter Jokes

Who was the first carpenter?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.

What's the difference between Jesus and other carpenters?

Jesus may actually return some day.

Stool Jokes More Stool Jokes

How do you fit 4 guys on a bar stool?

Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)

Which is better a stool or a box to stand on?

You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder