Why the carpenter is always constipated?

Because his stool so hard!

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Constipate Jokes More Constipate Jokes

What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.

When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into The Hulk?

Just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

Carpenter Jokes More Carpenter Jokes

Why the carpenter is always constipated?

Because his stool so hard!

Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

Stool Jokes More Stool Jokes

Which is better a stool or a box to stand on?

You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder

What did the barfly say to the other barfly?

I saved you a stool.