Why the carpenter is always constipated?

Because his stool so hard!

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What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.

Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

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Why did the carpenter join the army?

Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant

How can you tell if a carpenter is happy?

Check his spirit level.

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What did the barfly say to the other barfly?

I saved you a stool.

What do you call it when... You put a pillow on a stool?

You call it a stool softener cheesiest joke I made up