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Why the carpenter is always constipated?

Because his stool so hard!

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Constipate Jokes More Constipate Jokes

What does a novice woodworker have in common with a constipated woodworker?

In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

Carpenter Jokes More Carpenter Jokes

Why did the Carpenters wife leave him?

Because he was screwing around.

What do you call a carpenter who needs fewer nails?

Jesus

Stool Jokes More Stool Jokes

Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

Why did the stool not listen to the stepladder?

Because it wasn't his real dad