Why the carpenter is always constipated?

Because his stool so hard!

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Why the carpenter is always constipated?

Because his stool so hard!

Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

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What did the carpenter say to the girl he loved?

Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....

Why did the Carpenters wife leave him?

Because he was screwing around.

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Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

Why did the stool not listen to the stepladder?

Because it wasn't his real dad