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Why the carpenter is always constipated?

Because his stool so hard!

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Constipate Jokes More Constipate Jokes

What does the math teacher do when he gets constipated?

Works it out with a pencil.

What do mathmeticians do when they are constipated?

Work it out with a pencil

Carpenter Jokes More Carpenter Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and other carpenters?

Jesus may actually return some day.

How do historians know that Joseph wasn't Jesus' dad?

Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.

Stool Jokes More Stool Jokes

How do you make Helen Keller cry?

Turn the stool upside-down

What did the proctologist ask the restaurant goer?

Can I push your stool in?