What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

What's the smelliest type of pencil?

A #2 pencil

Why can't pencils have babies?

Because they have rubbers on their end.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How 'done' do you want your burger?

I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."

Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.

Constipate Jokes More Constipate Jokes

What did Yoda say to Luke when he was constipated?

Try or try not, there is no do.

What do you call a constipated mason?

A brick-layer.