What do mathmeticians do when they are constipated?

Work it out with a pencil

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Where do pens and pencils go on vacation?

Pennsylvania

What does a pencil have in common with marijuana?

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What does the math teacher do when he gets constipated?

Works it out with a pencil.

Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.