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What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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What's the similarity between communism and a pencil?

They both only really work on paper

What did one pencil say to the other?

2B or not 2B?

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How do I get to 280?

A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"

Why do women love men who work with Horses?

Because those men have got Stable jobs.

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Why don't Asians get constipated?

Because of their frequent bow movements.

Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.