What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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What did the writing utensil take for his high sugar level?

Pencil-in.

What do you call someone who hates pencils?

Erracist

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Why did the butcher work extra hours at the shop?

To make ends meat.

How many people work at your company?

About half of them.

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Why don't Asians get constipated?

Because of their frequent bow movements.

How do you say constipated in German?

Farhfrumpoopin'.