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What do mathmeticians do when they are constipated?

Work it out with a pencil

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What do pencils, poop and Golden State Warriors have in common?

They are all #2s.

How did the math teacher solve her constipation problem?

She worked it out with a pencil.

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Why don't Asians get constipated?

Because of their frequent bow movements.

What laxative did the constipated man ask for?

Poop-ease