Why did the midget go swimming in the kitchen?

There were microwaves. Sorry I was drunk making popcorn.

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Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

Why dont applebees employees wear watches?

Cuz theres a clock on the microwave

How long does it take To microwave a baby?

I'm too busy jerking of to watch a timer.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

Why Republicans cannot swim as freely as they want?

Dems!

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?

Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen

How many women does it take to play tennis?

You can't play tennis in the kitchen

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

Why did the midget go swimming in the kitchen?

There were microwaves. Sorry I was drunk making popcorn.

What do call the two midgets who ran an impound lot?

Little Seizers