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Why did the midget go swimming in the kitchen?

There were microwaves. Sorry I was drunk making popcorn.

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Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

How many kittens can you stuff into a microwave for 15 minutes on defrost...?

SEVEN.

What do you call it when the new US president waves his hand?

A microwave.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What's yellow and can't swim?

A bulldozer

Why are marines who can't swim better?

They defend the ship with way more enthusiasm.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

How do you spell women backwards?

Kitchen

Who's to blame?

The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do dwarves and midgets have in common?

Very little

What is 34.5?

69 for midgets