Why did the midget go swimming in the kitchen?

There were microwaves. Sorry I was drunk making popcorn.

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Why the dwarves surf in the kitchen?

Because it has microwaves

Why did the midget go swimming in the kitchen?

There were microwaves. Sorry I was drunk making popcorn.

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Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!

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Wanna go swimming?

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A midget.