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What do you call someone who belongs in the kitchen?

A Chef of course...

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Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What do you get when you throw a grenade into a kitchen in France?

Linoleum blown apart

Why don't women need umbrellas?

Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

What width?

She replied: "with scissors of course."

What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)

Chef Jokes More Chef Jokes

What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?

It became a daddy short legs!

Why was the chef mad?

He had all the money in the world, but no thyme.

Belong Jokes More Belong Jokes

What do you do on a remote island?

Try and find the TV island it belongs to.

How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde?

It is the one with the kickstand.