What do you call someone who belongs in the kitchen?

A Chef of course...

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What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

Why the dwarves surf in the kitchen?

Because it has microwaves

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How many of my fellow Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one of course, as we are highly efficient and have absolutely no sense of humour.

Where does Sean Connery keep his guns?

In the library of course. They're for shelf-defense.

Chef Jokes More Chef Jokes

What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme.

What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?

It became a daddy short legs!

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Why did the dyslexic butcher feel left out?

He felt like he just didn't belong-a (bologna)

What religious group does reddit belong in?

Cat holics