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What do you call someone who belongs in the kitchen?

A Chef of course...

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Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What sits in the kitchen and gets smaller and smaller?

A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler

Who's fault is it?

The truck's fault. What was it doing in the kitchen?

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What letters are not in the alphabet?

The ones in the mail of course!

What do you get when you cross a Fire Chief two Lotus Notes Gurus?

A. FireWeb.... of course!

Chef Jokes More Chef Jokes

What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken?

No weigh...

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Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster?

Grandma monster