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What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster?

Grandma monster

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What is it Johnny?

Does Grandma know anything about car mechanics " "No, why " "She's outside, under a bus"

Why'd it take Little Red Riding Hood so long to figure out it wasnt her grandma?

I can tell after like 2 questions if its a wolf or my nana

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Why is grandpa fine with performing tricks, but gets mad if you ask grandma?

It took him forever to get her off that street corner.

How are you feeling Grandpa?

Grandpa: Oh you know with my hands mostly.

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How do you confuse Pareto?

Tell him you belong to "the" 20%.

What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster?

Grandma monster