What belongs to me but is used the most by others?

My ex-wife

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Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

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What adjective do you use to describe a bad pun?

Pungent

How are your English lessons coming along?

Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me.

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What's the worst last words your EX-GF can say to you?

I do.

Who has more money than God?

His Ex-Wife.

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Why did the dyslexic butcher feel left out?

He felt like he just didn't belong-a (bologna)

What belongs in the bank and doesn't exist?

My tax refund.