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What belongs to me but is used the most by others?

My ex-wife

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How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!

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Why can't you use "Beef stew"as a password?

Because it's not stroganoff.

What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What happened when the pig ran into his ex?

There was a porkward silence

Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake?

Because she had one heck of an ex-goose

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What belongs in the bank and doesn't exist?

My tax refund.

Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here