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What belongs to me but is used the most by others?

My ex-wife

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Who has more money than God?

His Ex-Wife.

How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

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What programming language do they use in Star Wars?

JawaScript

What's the difference between a round piece of plastic and a babies head?

I don't use a round piece of plastic as a shift knob.

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Why would you stay friends with an ex-girlfriend?

When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.

What do you call a 2 legged dog who always ignore your calls?

Your ex!

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What do you do on a remote island?

Try and find the TV island it belongs to.

What belongs in the bank and doesn't exist?

My tax refund.