What belongs to me but is used the most by others?

My ex-wife

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Who plays those kind of jokes anymore?

You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.

What do my wife and a chest freezer have in common?

The exterior is hot, but its cold as ice inside.

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What do comic book collectors use in their hair?

Mint conditioner.

What's the difference between a $1000 used car and a Rolls-Royce?

One's a grand car and the other's a grand car

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What do you call a 2 legged dog who always ignore your calls?

Your ex!

Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.

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What belongs to me but is used the most by others?

My ex-wife

What do you call jokes that belong to everyone?

R/Jokes