What belongs to me but is used the most by others?

My ex-wife

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE: I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE: I use your toothbrush.

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What cheese do you use to hide a horse?

Mascarpone!

What's the difference between a police baton and a magic wand?

Ones used for cunning stunts.

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What should you do when your ex-girlfriend stands in the spotlights?

Drive faster.

What do you say when your ex has broken up with you?

Ill call you tomorow

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?

NA'CHO CHEESE

What did the meter sticks say to the lonely ruler?

You just don't belong.