A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler
You can't unload a truck full of marbles with a pitchfork.
Because it was Meloncholic
Because they're too poor to afford chairs.
In the toilet.
Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother
To make a path for the Israelice.
Do you see me in the kitchen discussing dishwashing strategies No. You don't.
In the kitchen.
She pulled her pants up.
With a comb, In one fowl swoop.
