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What sits in the kitchen and gets smaller and smaller?

A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler

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What brings no babies?

The Swallow.

What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on?

Cot-on-wool.

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What is green and sits crying in the corner?

The incredible Sulk.

What's Irish and sits on a porch?

Pati 'O' Furniture

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What kind of hair do oceans have?

Wavy hair.

What do comic book collectors use in their hair when they shower?

Mint conditioner.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant?

The Sioux chef

Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon.

Comb Jokes More Comb Jokes

Why does C. Ronaldo comb his hair every game break?

So it won't get too Messi.

What did the blonde do after she combed her hair?

She pulled her pants up.