What sits in the kitchen and gets smaller and smaller?

A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a submarine?

I've never been in a submarine.

What did Eric Clapton do after he wrote Tears in Heaven?

Threw his baby out the window.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What does a Jamaican Liar sit on?

Deceit.

What do you call 5 people sitting In two rows?

Tetris

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What's the best way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer.

When do you kick a midget in the nuts?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

Why did the marble countertop leave the kitchen?

It was tired of being taken for granite.

What does a know-it-all always have in their kitchen?

A pedantry.

Comb Jokes More Comb Jokes

What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!

What did the bald man say when he got a comb as a gift?

I'll never part with this!