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What sits in the kitchen and gets smaller and smaller?

A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why didn't the ghost have any babies?

Because he had a Halloweenie! (Hollow-weenie)

Where do you buy a baby?

Hole Foods.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call Christopher Walken when he is sitting?

Christopher Sitten

What sits in the kitchen and gets smaller and smaller?

A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Who never gets his hair wet in the shower?

A bald man.

What's worse than finding hair in your food?

Finding out the chef is bald.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What sits in the kitchen and gets smaller and smaller?

A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler

What can I get you to drink?

Pepsi" Is Peps- Uh one moment please In kitchen, to manager I don't know, he just said Pepsi. What do I do

Comb Jokes More Comb Jokes

Why is it so hard to get a comb from a bald man?

Because they never part with them

What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

Princess Arielephant