Why was the baby Honeydew sad?

Because it was Meloncholic

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Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Utah?

Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

What do you call a baby Matt Damon?

A new-Bourne

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Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..

What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.