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Why was the baby Honeydew sad?

Because it was Meloncholic

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Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because: he still loves vista,baby!

What's your favorite song?

Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.

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Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..

What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.