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Why was the baby Honeydew sad?

Because it was Meloncholic

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Why was the baby strawberry sad?

His mom was in a jam.

What's red and silver and bumps in to walls?

A baby with forks in it's eyes.

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Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

What did the watermelon say to the honeydew?

I'm sorry baby, we just cantaloupe.