Why was the baby Honeydew sad?

Because it was Meloncholic

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How do you make cottage cheese?

You shake a baby.

Why are there no pictures of Ted Cruz holding a baby?

They always turn out blurry from him shaking them.

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What did the watermelon say to the honeydew?

I'm sorry baby, we just cantaloupe.

Why was the baby Honeydew sad?

Because it was Meloncholic