March Madness Sale - 25% Off

How many children with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go swimming?

Previous Random Joke Next
Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many publishers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fish

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What does a child with stickers have in common with a cocaine addicted DJ?

They both love to scratch and sniff. (sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)

How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim?

Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!

Why did Matthew Arnold go swimming before writing Dover Beach?

Before writing the poem, he felt he had to do some sole-searching.

Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

What did the sperm say to the egg?

Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?

Why do Ukrainians not like being late?

They don't wanna be rushin

Adhd Jokes More Adhd Jokes

Where did the kid with adhd go?

Aushwitz

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's go ride bikes!