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How many children with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go swimming?

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How many minimalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

1

How many people does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Just one guy with a really weird fetish.

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How many forever alone guys does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but he wishes it was two.

How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.

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What does a child with stickers have in common with a cocaine addicted DJ?

They both love to scratch and sniff. (sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)

What will Kim Jong-Un name his child?

Kim Jong-Deux.

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What did the bee use to dry off after swimming?

A *bee*ch towel. What did the bee use to get out the tangles A honeycomb.

What do you call a coi fish that can't swim?

A decoi

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How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES???

What is the mathematician's favorite pick-up line?

Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?

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Why didn't the guy with ADHD take his medicine?

He forgot.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go play on our bikes.