How many children with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go swimming?

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How many dislexic mods does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Remodve

How many reddit admins does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Seriously who knows? It's pitch black in here.

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How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs and infinity pools.

How many forever alone guys does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but he wishes it was two.

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What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.

What's the worst thing you can do in the name of cupidity?

Going to Thailand with your own children

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Why hasn't Mexico won any medals in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.

Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the olympics?

Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.

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Hey, wanna hear a joke?

Parsing HTML with regex.

Why is that whenever we talk about Pokémon, we sing the theme song?

Because I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

Whats the worst thing about being dyslexic and having ADHD?

You think you've got AIDS