How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.

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If we change the light bulb we'll have to change everything.

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We may never know the truth.

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One rarely bites and the other barely writes!

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How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.

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A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves.

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How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.

How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.