How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.

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What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

How many PETA memebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. PETA can't change anything.

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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

Third as many as for a regular bulb.

What did Russians use for light before candles?

Light bulbs

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What did one potatoe say to another?

Dan Quayle wrote this joke.

Why did KGB officers always travel in threes?

One who could read, one who could write, and the third to watch over those two dangerous intellectuals.

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What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

It's a Moray.

How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.

Environmental Impact Statement Jokes More Environmental Impact Statement Jokes

How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.

How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.