What is the difference between a physicist and a biologist?

A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a reindeer and a caribou?

Caribou can't fly.

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

A tire!

Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

Why did the scientist study soda?

Because he was a physicist.

What dance moves do physicists do?

The torque

Cell Jokes More Cell Jokes

What technique does a prisoner use when coloring a picture?

Cell shading.

What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot?

Mitosis

Study Jokes More Study Jokes

What do you study to learn about acid?

A pHD

What do you call the study of Japanese sound?

Yakuztics

Atom Jokes More Atom Jokes

What kind of fish is made of just two atoms?

2 Na

What did the atom say when it lost an electron?

I better keep an ion that.

Biologist Jokes More Biologist Jokes

How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.

What did you think of the chapter on frogs?

Biologist 2: Oh it was quite ribbiting.