What is the difference between a physicist and a biologist?

A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Snow White and Brazil?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a cow?

Cows are real.

Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

What did the physicist say to the suicidal guy on the bridge?

Don't do it! You have potential!

Why did the scientist study soda?

Because he was a physicist.

Cell Jokes More Cell Jokes

What's the difference between plants and black men?

Cells are found inside plants.

What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.

Study Jokes More Study Jokes

What do you call the study of Japanese sound?

Yakuztics

What is that son of yours doing these days?

2nd Monster: He's at medical school. 1st Monster: Oh what's he studying 2nd Monster: Nothing they're studying him!

Atom Jokes More Atom Jokes

Why should you never date an atom?

The split is gonna be explosive

Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.

Biologist Jokes More Biologist Jokes

How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.

What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

It's a Moray.