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What is the difference between a physicist and a biologist?

A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

X-post from r/bicycling Attire

What's the difference between the Pro Bowl and a typical church?

In the Pro Bowl, they give ten percent.

Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

Why couldn't the physicist understand how boats work?

He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.

Why is the physicist not worried about his weight?

Because m = AIt

Cell Jokes More Cell Jokes

Why did all the prisoners at the AT&ampT jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

What did the magician say to the cell?

Might I conjure Ya

Study Jokes More Study Jokes

What kind of math do feminists study?

Triggernometry

What is the difference between a physicist and a biologist?

A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves.

Atom Jokes More Atom Jokes

What did the atom say when it lost an electron?

I better keep an ion that.

What is the similarities between Bernie Madoff and Atoms?

They both make up everything!

Biologist Jokes More Biologist Jokes

How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.

What did you think of the chapter on frogs?

Biologist 2: Oh it was quite ribbiting.