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What does a child with stickers have in common with a cocaine addicted DJ?

They both love to scratch and sniff. (sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't need a lightbulb when I have the furnace ready.

What do you call a computer programmer that likes to kidnap children?

A PDFile.

Scratch Jokes More Scratch Jokes

What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What's the most useful material?

Scratch. You can make anything from scratch.

Sniff Jokes More Sniff Jokes

Why Do Kids In High school Take Art?

You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff...

What do they have in common?

Both of them can sniff "the goods" but no one can touch!

Repost Jokes More Repost Jokes

What's the most annoying thing in the internet?

People who comment "repost" on a Joke subreddit.

How do you call a man without a body and a nose?

Nobody knows. Sorry if it is a repost

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there

What's being in love feel like?

You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.

Sticker Jokes More Sticker Jokes

Why did the spy steal the laptop?

It had a sticker that said 'intel inside'.

What does a child with stickers have in common with a cocaine addicted DJ?

They both love to scratch and sniff. (sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)