They both love to scratch and sniff. (sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)
Cotton balls
A stand up driver.
From scratch.
Start from scratch.
Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)
You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff...
So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.
3. One to screw it in, the next to claim credit and the third to be a bot that reposts.
My dad and I are going out for sushi tonight, and he has rescheduled this dinner with me several times for dumb reasons (one night was because he randomly decided to go out drinking instead). Would love to get my revenge by making sushi puns and jokes all night, but Google is failing me--I've only been able to find jokes that either make no sense, or are just not funny at all. Help!
A necromancer
Sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.
It had a sticker that said 'intel inside'.
