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What does a child with stickers have in common with a cocaine addicted DJ?

They both love to scratch and sniff. (sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What do you call a virgin in West Virginia?

An only child....

What is the difference between black, morbid and brutal humor?

Black humor - 12 children in one trash can Morbid humor - 1 children in 12 trash cans Brutal humor - 12 trash cans in one children

Scratch Jokes More Scratch Jokes

Why are there scratches all over your face?

Jujitsu training" You can scratch in jujitsu "It's my cat's best move"

What do you call the loser in a hissing scratching cat fight?

Claude

Sniff Jokes More Sniff Jokes

What does a child with stickers have in common with a cocaine addicted DJ?

They both love to scratch and sniff. (sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)

What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers?

A bud hound!

Repost Jokes More Repost Jokes

Whats all of this fuss about reposts?

I haven't seem any all year! (It's 12:00 NZST)

What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why Do Ranchers Love Getting A Sore Throat?

Because they always get a little hoarse

What's the same about Mexican and Black people?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)

Sticker Jokes More Sticker Jokes

How's my driving?

Sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.

Why did the spy steal the laptop?

It had a sticker that said 'intel inside'.