What does a child with stickers have in common with a cocaine addicted DJ?

They both love to scratch and sniff. (sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why did Darwin love CSS?

Because children inherit properties from their parents.

What will Kim Jong-Un name his child?

Kim Jong-Deux.

Scratch Jokes More Scratch Jokes

What do you say to Harry Potter when he has a mosquito bite he can't stop scratching?

Quidditching

How do you make a flea circus?

From scratch.

Sniff Jokes More Sniff Jokes

Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs?

In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend

Why couldn't the police arrest the drug dealer?

Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)

Repost Jokes More Repost Jokes

How do you call a man without a body and a nose?

Nobody knows. Sorry if it is a repost

How many redditors it takes to change a lightbulb?

OC It only takes 1. But another 999 to repost this 100% original joke. I made this.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why is wintertime love making in Scandinavia dangerous?

Your tongue might get stuck to a Pole.

What's the Easter Bunny's favorite song?

Don't you want some bunny to love

Sticker Jokes More Sticker Jokes

Why did the spy steal the laptop?

It had a sticker that said 'intel inside'.

How's my driving?

Sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.