Sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.
Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.
A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.
Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.
Don't Stop
It's the car most sales representatives drive.
Cats can't drive!
You-Rang-a-Tang
Buster tire can I use your phone!
If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.
When you pull the ring off, your house goes away
Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"