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How's my driving?

Sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Where's the dog?

Flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.

What does Joaquin Phoenix say when a car almost hits him?

Hey! I'm Joaquin here!

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

What two things should people stop shaking because shaking hurts these things development?

Polaroid Integral Film and Babies

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

The pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How can you tell if someone who's having a temper tantrum is on the phone?

You get a tizzy signal!

How does Yo-Yo Ma answer the phone?

Cello?

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.

What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.

Sticker Jokes More Sticker Jokes

What does a child with stickers have in common with a cocaine addicted DJ?

They both love to scratch and sniff. (sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)

How's my driving?

Sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.