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What are the two words men hate most unless used together?

Don't Stop

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How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking?

Slow down and use some lube

What do you use to cut the ocean?

A seasaw

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What do you call a man with a kilt over his head?

Scott!

How did the greeks separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

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How do you stop a Lion from charging?

Have a successful dentistry practise.

What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites?

Don't bite any witches!

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Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."

Why do electricians wear pants?

Because they hate shorts.

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What two words result in the most marriages?

Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer

What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part