What are the two words men hate most unless used together?

Don't Stop

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How can you tell if it was a shared computer used by many staffers?

There is writing on the White-out.

Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

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How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?

Wave.

How did you find the steak, sir?

The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."

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How many NRA members does it take to stop a 6-year-old paraplegic from stealing a candy bar?

Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.

Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.

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Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

What food do all basketball players hate?

Turnover.

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What do me and Mariah Carey have in common?

Neither of us know the words to any of her songs

What word that begins with "N" and ends with "R" do you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor