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What are the two words men hate most unless used together?

Don't Stop

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What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.

What do you call a field used to grow bows and arrows?

An archerd.

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What do you call a man with a flamethrower?

2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash

What's the difference between a terrorist and a civilian?

I don't know man, I just fly the drones.

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How was work?

Flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good

Where does a cow stop to drink?

The milky way!

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Why was Karl Marx against Chinese mutes?

Because he hated the B shu!

Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

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What's the plural form of the word "anecdote"?

Data

What two words contain the most letters?

Post office.