How do you stop a Lion from charging?

Have a successful dentistry practise.

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What did the pencil say to the sharpener?

Stop going in circles and get to the point.

When are YOU going to start having kids?

Me: When are you going to stop

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What did the lion say to the antelope?

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why was the battery arrested?

Cuz it was charged with electricity.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.