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How do you stop a Lion from charging?

Have a successful dentistry practise.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why couldn't the octopus stop laughing?

Because it had ten tickles

What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What would you do if a bull charged you?

Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.

Why did you charge me a group rate?

Psychiatrist: You've got multiple personalities.