How do you stop a Lion from charging?

Have a successful dentistry practise.

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How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

How do you stop a mexican tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.

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What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

Why can you trust no one in the savannah?

Cause they be lion.

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How do you stop a charging bull?

Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! Skip

Why was the Energizer Bunny jailed?

On charges of battery.