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How do you stop a Lion from charging?

Have a successful dentistry practise.

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What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

What's the difference between a drunk driver, and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.

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How do lions like their steaks?

RAWR

What's the difference between a tiger and a lion?

A tiger has the mane part missing!

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What ever happened to the Energizer Bunny?

So the other day I'm talking to a friend about what happened to the Energizer Bunny. It's been quite sometime since I've seen him appear in a commercial. I was always under the impression that he "kept going." My friend proceeds to tell me the Energizer Bunny was arrested last year,and they charged him with battery. Now it all makes sense.

Why was the Energizer Bunny jailed?

On charges of battery.