How do you advertise a French rifle?

Never fired, dropped once.

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What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire?

Holy smoke!

Why was the chef fired?

He was caught stroganoff

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What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window

Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks....

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What did the German Kaiser roll say to the French baguette?

Gluten tag*

What do French people do when they don't have bottles of their favourite beverage?

They go to Cannes

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How much did Adidas spend in advertising at the World Cup this year?

At least a brazillion dollars...

Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.