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Why are French guns the best to buy?

They've never been fired, and only dropped once.

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What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire?

Holy smoke!

What do Alicia Keys, Katniss Everdeen, and Joan of Arc all have in common?

They're all girls on fire.

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What's your favorite movie?

DATE: Girl Interupt- ME: *drops fork* What is it DATE: Girl Interu- ME: *burps* Sorry. Go on. DATE: Fargo

Why did the black guy get mad at the pirate?

He dropped the hard 'arrrrrr.'

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Why do most French recipes require only one egg?

In France, one egg is *un oeuf*

What did the French chef give his wife on Valentine's Day?

A hug and a little quiche.

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How can I trust you again?

H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!

What's it like being a grown up?

Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly