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Why are French guns the best to buy?

They've never been fired, and only dropped once.

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What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

Why did the cross-eyed teacher get fired?

She didn't have control of her pupils

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What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

Why did the dog keep dropping his ball?

He had barkinsons disease.

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Why did Vietnam revolt against the French?

Because they knew they would Nguyen.

How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French?

It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States

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Where does Kylie buy her kebabs?

From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)

What happens when you give an Italian a coupon?

It makes the Dego buy faster.