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Why are French guns the best to buy?

They've never been fired, and only dropped once.

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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!

What did the fire say the morning of his birthday?

I'm stoked!

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What did the police officer say to the white man running away with a TV?

Sir, you dropped your receipt!

What happens if an Asian gets stung by a bee?

Their GPA drops

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What game do French schoolchildren like to play?

Simon 16

Why does nobody ever talk about Jack the Ripper's sleazier French cousin?

Jock the stripper.

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Where is the best place to buy chicken broth?

At the stock market

Where do crows go to buy groceries?

Kroger