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Why didn't the guy with ADHD take his medicine?

He forgot.

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What do you guys think of message boards?

I'm all forum.

How do you know if a guy was in the Navy SEALs?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

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Who, me?

Oh, just living the dream. You know, that one where you forget to wear clothes to work.

Why are Republicans always so strung up about 9/11?

Elephants never forget.

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What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold?

Coffin medicine.

What medicine would you give an ill ant?

Antibiotics!

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Where did the kid with adhd go?

Aushwitz

How many children with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go swimming?