Why didn't the guy with ADHD take his medicine?

He forgot.

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Why did the coach prohibit the blonde from giving any bj's to the team?

The guys complained about the blow-dryer being too hot...

Why did the guy get aroused by the highway?

Because there were lots of turn ons.

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What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, "....I'll leave now.

Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

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What medicine would you give an ill ant?

Antibiotics!

What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

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Where do kids with ADHD go?

To concentration camps.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?