Why didn't the guy with ADHD take his medicine?

He forgot.

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Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

Bob

How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

Who does a Jedi call when he forgets his keys?

A LockSith.

Medicine Jokes More Medicine Jokes

What do you call alternative medicine that works?

Medicine.

Why is there no point in sending medicine to Athiopia?

Because the instructions usually say: "Take after meals."

Adhd Jokes More Adhd Jokes

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go play on our bikes.

Where did the kid with adhd go?

Aushwitz