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What's the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can't tuna fish!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the Devil and Ted Cruz?

The Devil has standards.

What is the difference between Bing Bong and Neil Armstrong?

Only one of them made it to the moon.

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What did one fish say to the other during the race?

I'M GOING TILAPIA!!!

What kind of fish can you find in a hospital?

A sturgeon.

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What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while

What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tuna!

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What's the difference......between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.

Whats black and hurts when you get it thrown in your face?

A Piano.