What's the difference between a pot of glue, a tuna, and a guitar?

You can tuna guitar but you can't guitar a tuna!

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How does one cook toilet paper?

Simple - brown it on both sides then throw it into the pot.

What do a tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

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What are the differences among a piano, a tuna, and super glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

What TV game show do fish like best?

Name that tuna!

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How do you stick things together like Fred Flinstone?

You add a dab of glue.

What do you call a bottle of glue in a spy's pocket?

A bonding agent.