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What chord does a piano make when it drops on a child?

A-flat minor

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why didn't the ghost have any children?

Because he had a Halloweenie!

Where do children that die home alone go?

HEAVEN!!

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why was the clumsy vegetable farmer a good dj?

Because he dropped the beet.

How do you make a baby cry?

Drop it. How do you make a baby stop crying? Drop it again.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

Why does Helen Keller play piano one-handed?

She sings with the other hand.

What is the difference between a fish and a piano?

A. You can't tuna fish.

Flat Minor Jokes More Flat Minor Jokes

What do you get if you drop a piano into a mine?

A-flat "minor"

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

Chord Jokes More Chord Jokes

Why did the chord get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was Aminor

What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3