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What chord does a piano make when it drops on a child?

A-flat minor

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What is the collective noun for children?

A migraine.

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did the maniacal chemist drop a rancher into his latest concoction?

Because the rancher was a cattlist.

What happens to a plate made out of cookies when you drop it?

It chips.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

Why did the music student have a piano in the bathroom?

Because he was practicing Handel's Water Music.

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

Flat Minor Jokes More Flat Minor Jokes

What happens when you drop a piano in a mine?

A Flat Minor

What do you get if you drop a piano into a mine?

A-flat "minor"

Chord Jokes More Chord Jokes

What's the difference between rock and jazz?

Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.

Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

The guy likes his power chords too much.