What chord does a piano make when it drops on a child?

A-flat minor

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.

What do you call a child afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

How did San Diego get its name?

Someone dropped their waffle on the beach.

What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and some glue?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

What's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

Flat Minor Jokes More Flat Minor Jokes

What happens when you drop a piano in a mine?

A Flat Minor

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat minor.

Chord Jokes More Chord Jokes

Why did the chord get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was Aminor

What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3