How much does a moil get paid?

Fifty dollars and a tip.

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Why do people at work always laugh at my jokes?

Because they're paid to.

What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

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Why do waiters like a good Marth player?

He tips well.

How do you get a Harvard graduate off your doorstep?

Tip him for the pizza.

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How is your mom just like a laundromat?

For a dollar in quarters she will take my load.

Why are you late?

Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.