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How much does a moil get paid?

Fifty dollars and a tip.

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How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?

2016

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?

I've never paid a garbanzo to bean on my face.

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How much did the critic tip the waitor?

Two cents

Where do one-legged waitresses work?

IHOP. Tipping your waitress takes on a whole new meaning.

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What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.

How much for a haircut?

Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.