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How many Murdochs does it take to change a lightbulb?

They were unaware the lightbulb was an issue & regret unknowingly paying to change it

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How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

13. Number 9 will shock you!

How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb?

He holds it in the air and the world revolves around him

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Whats the least paying job?

British dentist.

Why Do Elephants Have Big Ears?

Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many social justice activists does it take to change a lightbulb?

They can't change anything

How many Murdochs does it take to change a lightbulb?

They were unaware the lightbulb was an issue & regret unknowingly paying to change it

Regret Jokes More Regret Jokes

What is it called when you are arrested for drunk driving and you extremely regret it?

DU-WHY!

What do Harvard and a virgin have in common?

You try so hard to get in but 9 months later you regret you ever came.

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What is the issue with Dr. Dre's releases?

Chronic delays.

What did the magazine say to the comic book?

Boy, do we have issues!